Wednesday, April 01, 2009

April Fools Day Quotes

(Image from Nova Reinna)

No one will take me serious with anything I write
today anyway. So here are some famous quotes by other
folks. Enjoy, reflect and enjoy the day!


April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what
we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
~Mark Twain

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
~Chinese Proverb

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
~Welsh Proverb

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
~Jack Handey

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
~Japanese Proverb

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people
all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

~Abraham Lincoln

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
~Will Rogers

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the
same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
~Henry Louis Mencken

A common mistake that people make when trying to design
something completely foolproof is to underestimate
the ingenuity of complete fools.
~Douglas Adams

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one,
that proves you have a sense of humor.

~Max Eastman

I have great faith in fools;
self-confidence, my friends call it.

~Edgar Allan Poe

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work
any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
~George Bernard Shaw
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

excellent quotes thanks Joe.. great humor on a very funny day hope you had a great one--Mikey, MN